"Wow! What a ride!" - Oars on the Pinta by Liz Davenport

This is adapted from the creator of Gonzo Journalism, Dr Hunter S. Thompson. 

Many people have made substitutions for parts of it, but here is the original:

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 

"Wow! What a Ride!” 

― Hunter S. Thompson